Unemployed Waste of Life

Oh you thought you knew

Fri, 30 May 2003 09:07:29 GMT

but you have no idea...

im Bringin this back y'all
Just lettin the world(3 people that read this) that im back with a vengeance

I havnt been around this journal thing - i feel completely new to this thing - im startin all over - dont read anything before this post

I could go day by day - but ill jus give you an overall feeling since i been back from school

School went good - i love it - socially its awesome - educationally i suck and should never be allowed at a university

thats enough school talk clown

now on to home - i been home for a week or a little more -
Cory finally got home tonight - that completes the clown circle - everyones back and still the same bunch of clowns - cept bill he seems more clown then i have ever seen from him

so i been drinkin a lot of alcohol as usual - i prefer drinkin nights to non-drinkin nights because alcohol=fun simple math - they taught that shit in sequential 2

Brian got his job back at Smithville Cafe - I love that place - such good times there so far - and decent time tonight there

I have a doctors appointment at 10:30 am tomorrow morning and theres no way in hell im making it

I discussed with cory tonight how Bialick should have the song "Thug Luv" by 2pac and Bone Thigs playing everytime he walks into a room now im gonna make up entrance songs for the rest of my friends

"(That if you like Pina Colodas and getting caught in the rain song)" - by some clowns should play everytime cory walks into a room

"Escape" - by enrique glasias should play everytime pete walks into a room - you know that you can run you can hide but can't escape my love homo song

"Complicated" - by avril lavigne should play everytime billy walks into a room - you know bc hes a lil girl and a bigger clown then bobo

Thats all im doin for now - because i have no more friends and im too lazy to think anymore

I of course would have the song im listening to right now play or that "PIMP" song by 50 cent

Whadda ya say now Home

Sun, 24 Nov 2002 20:57:37 GMT

Yes so in my return to the wonderful town of oceanside i realized - i have a livejournal. Then i kicked my own ass for actually having one of these horrible things - but am updating anyway bc you all are goin through withdrawal from not readin about my life.

So i returned home after a long week of boozin and sleepin - went to 2 classes all week - i love that im such a waste of life - i got a ride home from nicole - this chick from huntington - yes - made it home in record time

then i got home and called all my friends that are home - well bill and ried and they both didnt answer or ried was "busy" - so i jus sat in my house and did nothing - productiveness as usual - ried stopped by after for few min - but had to bounce bc he has work every mornin - whats with that??

then i watched the scorpion king - 5 stars - i should die - as i began to fall asleep bill decided to call and wake me up - clown - but its all good - so me him and gonzowski went to dunkin donuts and chilled for a lil - good to see those clowns - but i cant have fun sober anymore

i then went to bed - but rolled around in my bed for 3-4 hrs bc it was too cold and all i had was 1 sheet - finally my lazy ass got up and got 5 more blankets so i could go tgo sleep - good first night back in my bed since august

now today i havnt done anything at all - i may eat soon and then go back to sleep - realizing how wasteful my life is i hafta stop talking bout it

i hate live journal

Sun, 01 Sep 2002 20:16:10 GMT

i hate this shit - i just wrote a 2 page entry about end of summer and my first night back - it couldnt update and now its gone and im not writin all that shit again

Very Toit - Yesh Like a Toiger

Sat, 24 Aug 2002 16:51:18 GMT

OK you crazy dutch bastards

last night we went to bills early for a bbq - good times we should have done that more often had one at everyones house every other week or something - but a lil late for that - after eatin some of lindas delicious food - we headed over to stubbs - at first we were only people there so it was cool - we played a lot of asshole - then me an cory got on beer pong table and couldnt lose - we finally lost bc we were ripped - and were extremely happy we lost - and didnt have to play again - im lying about that part i think - anyway gonzowski dropped me off home - an bri had jus got back from boston - he smoked as i proceeded to pass out on his floor - yet i was wasted good night overall

last night was chris' last night, ill miss the fella -today is bills last day at least he got 1 more day - cory left for a cruise for 5 days - petes already gone - bialick leaves in 1 or 2 days - i dunno bout the crazy bastard - basically im left all alone with luis - i must now keep one hand on my junk and other over my a-hole - anyway what im gettin to is the ned of summer is hea - i dont really want it to end - but i want to go back to school - torn between you know that whole nutshell - anyhoo im nowin cryin tears of joy bc i love squirrels and want to see whale sex

what a waste of a day - such a waste of time

Tue, 20 Aug 2002 07:28:39 GMT

i wish everytime i walked into a room a catchy jazz tune would play and a studio audience would applaud...oh sexual fantasies...err i mean another update of my exciting life

today i woke up and wandered around my house in my boxers searching for cereal and pickles - i ended up staring at my puter screen for a good 4 hrs - anyhoo i then went to work - work sucks - its not enjoyable and i dont even care about the $ anymore - wed is my last day - and i hope i never return to that place ever again - except to see free movies of course - after work - i was expecting a good night - eh it turned out decent - me an cory went to blockbuster and i flirted with some dude and got a free rental - err i meant some chick i flirted with some chick phew

we rented deuces wild - me bill cory bri and kyle - this kid i work with - watched it at bills - mad nice movie stephen dorff is such a pimp - his best movie easily to date now im home back in my boxers and still in search for pickles

theres nothing left to say - except super troopers was a good movie "im freakin out man"

hey look im not gonna be nice all day - so enjoy it

Fri, 16 Aug 2002 19:25:36 GMT

ok yoyoyo

i dont know what that was about - anyway lets see how far back i can remember - wed night is best i can do as of now - so wed all my friends were gone - cory bill at a concert - ried workin - pete went to movie - so that left bialick as my only friend - so i called him up he was smokin with luis an some people - so they picked me up and we went and watched zoolander - that movie rules - then we played magic - which rules and i suprisingly suck at it - im a dork i should be good at loser games - and bialick was suprisingly good and hustled me and luis out of 12 dollars - i made up the whole betting thing - so after movie cory an bill had gotten back - so cory came and picked me up bc luis bialick an them were goin o meet up with lewis and smoke again - and i dont smoke so i got taco bell instead- taco bell rules and billy sucks - so we took back tbell to bills and watched the new guy - movie ended up being really good - mad funny and stupid - just how i like my women err movies - then i went home and slept with my big black pillow - sick fucks i saw how u read that

anyway yesterday i lounged around did nothing went and rented video games and clockstoppers - played eternal darkness sanitys requiem - which scared the living shit out of me i hate when video games make me soil myself - cory was supposed to come play me in ncaa college football 2003 - but pussed out and realize his school doesnt have a football team - anyway the night came - i tried to get pete an bill to come to smithville but they didnt wanna drink hard liquor somethin but ran outta vagisil or somethin - anyway me bialick ried an frank headed over to smithville - good times - ried kept buyin me shots an tryin to get me wasted so i couldnt get any butt from jenn - but i just drank it and still got butt - anyway good times - we feuded with some old dude on the juke box - he kept puttin swing and wierd crap on - then bialick would put 2pac and biggie finally we realized there were more then 2 genres of music on it and put stuff everyone liked on - an then he bought us a shot - straight blackhaus which i think sucks but free shots are good regardless - i drank lots of pints of rolling rock - brings back school memories - thats all we get at school kegs of rolling rock - its prob my favorite beer on tap - then i asked bri for a lil soco and he gave me like 46 shots becasue hes a clown - after a bit ried "peer pressured me into chuggin rest - but hee doesnt realize soco is my favorite alcohol and tastes good - what a clown - good night overall - brian jus walked in and told me after i left bialick and the girl erica brian worked with hooked up again - bialick i love ya son - thats great - good times good times - we also made bialick "buy" a shot for this chick on the end of bar ried paid for it though - and then he went an talked to her - she was 36 and crazy - bialick u sick ass mofo play on playa - im out ried just showed up and i hafta give hime his porn - birthday present of course

im with you

Sun, 11 Aug 2002 18:42:04 GMT

another useless update for everyone to read about my exciting life

umm i dont remember much past this morning - but i know me bill an pete went to splish splash one of these days - that was fun while pete hit on every girl - me and bill shivered in the cold like women - anyway i thought pete was gonna at least get some digits but he likes men

im almost done with work and thats good because work blows - i have about 3 more days of work - but not in a row - tuesday friday sunday or somethin like that - thats enough about my shitty job - except i need to see about 12 more free movies before i go back to school

well at night we've been drinkin - thats all i remember - bills house last night just played some asshole for a bit - merrick girls showed up for a bit - overall it was a nice chill night

we've been to brians bar recently - i always have a great time bc i get sauced like a lil girl(bill d'amico) anyway - 2 times ago i drank way too much - 2.5 minderasers in a row really stands by its name - i dont remember last 2 hrs - my brother found me passed out in bathroom and thought i was dead - good times - cory and bialick got wasted to so it was a good time - next time we went - there were a few chicks there brian worked with or their friends - it was a good night got a lil buzz - ended up back at bialicks block so him brian jenn an erica could smoke - thats not all erica smoked - anyway

cory still loves the cock - we watched super troopers the other day with munz that was a funny movie - good ol fashion stupidity laughs - cory loves cock - hes all the way gay

another night matt purcell had a party - hes a big tool from highschool - so there were a lot of tools from highschool - anyway - sittin there i realized this was the reason i didnt hang out with these people in highschool - anyway highlight of night was some large chick yuking her brains out all over his living room - haha

none of this was in order and i cant remember anything else ive done this summer

the beers

Sun, 21 Jul 2002 07:40:30 GMT

well well well

today started off shitty i had work at 10:30 which i certaintly want to go to after 4 hrs of sleep

so i got myself sent home after an hour of work and went back to bed - that was madd nice

then i proceeded to head over to rieds fathers house for a bbq - there was massive amounts of food and we ate constantly from 7-12 while drinking beers constantly
then cory came and we headed back to my house - billy and pete came - and jenn adriane and jessica( kathryn murnane looka like) came it was fun for a bit - they brought some dude - he was ok - i thought he was gonna love the cock but he was ok - a good guy

cory loves the cock is this nasty rumor going around - but its not arumor because its true he loves that shit

anyway im done with this stupid journal - rieds passed up in brians room in ac where i should be - rat bastard - im sobering up and tired

cory loves the shaft - at least his homosexual partner isnt all the way gay and fucks bitches on the side - hes totally gay loves the cock

"never trust a big butt and a smile" words to think about by bel biv devoe - c. 1993

I was told to update

Thu, 18 Jul 2002 18:14:22 GMT

i havnt updated this in over a month so lets go day by day...

actually i cant remember past 2 days ago so lets just go from there

i had a midterm wed morning - so i stayed in tuesday to "study"
so i didnt study at all - played a lot of mario
took the midterm it wasnt bad at all

last night we waited for bill to get off work then headed over to merrick to chill with nicole and jenn...adriane was there for all of 3 minutes - she hates us and left
so we played some drinking games and killed all the beer i bought in about 1.5 hrs so me pete and jenn went and got another 18 while bill and cory did a power hr and a half - they both vomited
vomits one of those funny things - they vomitted thats funny
nicole and jenn danced together while we all drooled - that was good times
cory well.... cory loves the cock
loves it
anyway i slept through class again today but thats ok right?
i got work at 5
cory loves the cock

so theres my stupid update - everyone happy now??

ps cory loves the cock

asshole

Tue, 04 Jun 2002 18:48:43 GMT

last night we had semi poker night - we started to play poker for fun at petes - so everybody could learn games before we had real poker night

soon it got turned to asshole once we all got a few beers in us, i think me an cory were the executive branch for about 95% of games, good shiznit i must say

we got some taco bell , and pete had crunchy cheese doodles, that was awesome plus luis vomited - good job lou-dog - that was probably my fauylt cause i kept makin him chug while i was pres.

i have nothing else to say i jus woke up still in my boxers and hungry

work work work

Mon, 03 Jun 2002 05:24:35 GMT

havnt writte in a while jus talk about recent day or days dependin on how long i wanna sit hea

last night i went to cory's an drank some beers - that was aight - should have been better - but i showed up late bc i had a 10 hr shift at the fantasy which prob put me ina shitty mood - then bialick went legally insane - it was funny yet not so funny

anyway i worked all day today - basically bc i didnt get back to bills til 6 in morn so i slept day away then went to work at 5
highlight of work was when taylor showed up to see movie - she loooked so ridiculously good lookin of good looks and amazingly hot good lookingg like hot
anyway the rest was boring i trained some wierd kid - who happened to be a magician and do magic tricks with quarters and dollars - i told him to make me disapear but he sucked and couldnt do that

anyway i came back and bill an them were at corys watchin a movie so i decided to sit home- im a loser - peace

Formal...

Tue, 30 Apr 2002 04:31:22 GMT

well yo - i havtn written in a while and i dont wanna catch up on shit bc a lot of shit has went down so ill jus go on this weekend

fri night was insanity - crazyness - we decided to have a chill night bc sat was our formal - so we jus had a few people at evans - jus some 30s - some SoCo and some of the guys - well it ended up being complete destruction - first there was a beer duel between lil stevie and seth - lil stevie was victorious - so a lil beer thrown is bad right? not even close - next thing i know evans tellin me we should throw eachother through the beer pong table - it seemed like a good idea at the time....
so we went through it - beer cans everywhere and cups it was hilarious - brad was gettin angry an he was drunk - ian passed out on brads bed and booted at the foot of it - me not realizing went to put his shoes back on to smurf him and put both my hands in his vomit - that was funnnnn - anyway so i smurfed timy and started to encourage evan to throw the garbage on him - brad got mad jokingly picked me up put me ont he balcony an slammed the door - then went to kick the door - not realizing his foot would go right through it...anyway so glass everywhere bottom of sliding glass door gone - evan decides to tell me to have a catch with the soco bottle - then proceeds to tell me to through a line drive at him so he can move and it go through the top of the glass - was hilarious but a lot more glass everywhere - anyway Josh wasnt there so he wasnt crying and we got away with it- anyway that was basically the climax....the chill night became a disaster - but jus good ol drunken fun

Saturday nmight was our formal - TEP formal?? who would have thought - anyway it was amazin - i took chrissy a girl on floor - we got there an hour late with basically everybody - and the party began - we were an hour late on the open bar so we had to make up lost alcohol - we emptied that shit - it was mad funny - they ran out of miller lites within like 2 hrs - and al there Soco was gone - anyway after bout 1 an half hours of drinkin people began to dance - an party started to get mad ill - i got an award for "most rhythmic speaker" i laughed my balls off for like 3 hrs - i couldnt believe phazer and evan thought of that shit - anyway - party got nice danced alot blahblahblah u know the deal - open bar=god - bartender kept givin me dirty looks an bein like u drink too fast - i guess they didnt know TEP was showin up - anyway as we began to depart i saw the most beautiful caution wet floor sign thing ever - its like gold plated - and mirror glass - so i stole it - took it into the cab and ended up back in elkton - the cab cost 36 bucks for 3 couples - but lil stevie collected and gave the guy like a 20 dollar tip - says next day "i wondered why the driver shook my hand" - anyway i came back dont remember much bc i think i jus passed out in bed

sunday i dont wanna talk about lots of boredom - poker - showing up to non-existent soccer games

so today i made my schedule its pretty nice no class before like 12:30 except 1 11am lecture which ill prob never go to on T-TH -tonight was the longest meeting of my life - elections were hea for tep - i ran for social chair and am now the new tep social chair - everything else worked out the way it should have - im happy bout the way things worked out -

next weekend i got invited to SDT's formal by melissa - shes the best - that will be a mad good time and im lookin forward to that - stay up for updates - one

Updation of the Journal

Fri, 19 Apr 2002 04:42:32 GMT

So today was good and bad - i didnt go to any classes once again - thats 4 days in a row - ummm i walked around and campaigned for a long tim e- we lost - like 20 of our legislaters won - not me and not gregg for RA - i dont care much bout me losin - but i really wanted kravitz to win

anyway - good note i got my rooming for next year - we were tryin to get a 4 person suite which i thought would be impossible especially since they told us we wernt allowed to and all this bullshit - but anyway we got the last open 4 person suite - me ricky namdi and nuke - what a combo - we checked the place out an it was tight - common room needs to be a tiny bit bigger but we'll deal

im mad excited aboput neext year - i jus hope namdi an ricky - dont bake out the room everyday
we gonna hook that shit up mad - it gonna be tight an location is mad nice

im out peaaaaace

Wed Night

Thu, 18 Apr 2002 17:46:03 GMT

so i havnt been to a class all week.....damn greek week...

last night i went to a kegger after a long day of campaigning, winning greek week football games, and talent shows, so i needed some brew

we got there it was nice an low key, then mad honeys showed up...it was coo - i ran beer pong table wit juck for a lil while - i was gettin tired an wasnt gettin drunk so i left

jumped on the circuit - and on the way back right by cornerstone there was a fight in the middle of the street so the bus stops, my boy paul runs on and says rennie jus got batted in the back of the head with a cane, but that wasnt the fight in the street, that was a hit and run right before the other fight, so i went to the hospital with paul barry an liz to get rennie, he had to get 9 stitches in his bald head - and it the lump was tremendous - anyway shits too crazy i jus need to relax

my RA runs in my room this mornin and starts yellin to wake us up - thanks gregg - i gotta run around campus for a few hrs and try to get votes, thankfully this is over tonight - also i got a housing meeting tonight hopefully ill get some nice place - and finally a volleyball game at 8 - and this is supposed to be my unbusy day? damn you and damn scuba steve

forgot some shit

Mon, 15 Apr 2002 17:10:52 GMT

lets talk about beer, i forgot about it bc i was still drunk when i wrote last entry
any way im gonna talk about my weekend even if u dont want me to
friday was whack we pregamed in my room - pregamin turned into the game and when we finally went out the party was already dead but i still had fun watched blade 2 it was aight and brought my roomate to the brink of exploding again - he hates me its so funny

anyway sat was more interestin, we decided to have a small thing at the poobas
it was jus me and some TEPs we had this shitty little table that was going to collapse if anyone touched it, so we played some pong, ian like an idiot that he is (hes the one that screwed me over for housing) challenged me to a beer duel when we were still sober bc he thought we could duel later big mistake on his part, i won - still undefeated 3-0 but everyone was a cock and beer got thrown everywhere, pong turned into flip cup, flip cup turned into me and evan planning and throwing eachother throught the table. after we took out the table everyone was nice an toasted so we had some more beer duels, still undefeated 4-0. then keg stands started, that was fun, i did a nice 40 second one that got me toastedly - paul did a 50 somethin one and then threw up 6 times that was funny as hell, we are all a big bunch of drunken idiots

sunday night
kegger at the theta chi party house - was good fun - the beer ran smoothly - teh DG chicks were lookin good -(i guess i was drunk) - anyway me and Juck got on the pong table - and didnt leave - we won 9 straight , then lost , came back and beat who we lost to twice , and then continued to win some more - we were 14-1 unstopable, ryan randle showed up - hes on the basketball team hes huge - anyway he was the only non-tep/OX guy there and was ridiculously welcomed. It was good fun, me juck and nuke somehow got home and i passed out

pppeeeaacccee

The long awaited update

Mon, 15 Apr 2002 16:51:39 GMT

Ahhh journal whats that?

anyone i wont catch up on the past 3 months bc i dont remember half of it

but last night sunday yes sunday greek week began, during the day i had to awake from a few hrs of sleep to get down to frat row. Evan drove us and by us i mean everybody, we fit 9 people into his tiny ass acura , me and bovi were in thr trunk together. anyway greek week began wit the olympic type events, we kicked ass we are paired with OX and DG, they some cool guys and girl, i participated in the mattress race, me and this tiny girl laid on a mattress while 10 people carried us and tried to run. the cute lil girl stradled me and i cant help but admit i liked it, so anyway as she was laying on top of me and they were carrying us they decided they couldnt run at the same pace and dropped us, luckily my back broke my fall, and hers too, so it was all good.
The other event s were phat we won some dizzy race and came in 2nd in the bubble gum race, 2nd in tug of war, so we doing well, today we got flag football which should be fun

this week shalll be insane, with all this greek week shit going on , normal shit going on, SGA elections on wed an thurs and im trying to win, and having to figure out my housing situation today which got totally fucked by my best friend here being incompetent
hopefully it will all work and ill end up living with nuke - but until next boys and girls stay off the horse

wierd?

Sun, 17 Feb 2002 17:35:07 GMT

so this weekend was awesome ...and its jus beginning....fri night - one of the TEP brothers threw a slammin party in his apmt in the courtyards- it was bumpin - then me and my boys showed up - wit mad bitches and guys - we were rollin like 50 deeep it was nuts....anyway u couldnt barely move it was awesome - i got fucked up as hell - i came back to find my roomate goin into our room to hook up with a horse...and im not talkin one of those pretty racin horses...im sayin one of those retarded fat bloated dead horses....anyway we wont rank on him too much cause it was the first time he got with a girl at school...-anyway so i gave them 10 minutes then said fuck it i couldnt wait anymore walked over them and passed out in my bed

sat day - we went to great falls - which is some sorta nature park thing with trails and rocks and...chasms vast and deep and wide....it was tight - as a pledge class we learned some new shit...

sat night - we had to be at the brothers apmt at 12 o clock...shit went down...heavy drinking...singing...vomiting...keg stands...running around the blocks...and some other nice shit - i woke up w/o a hangover which was cool but i did have paint all over my pants and shirt...

sun- in about 20 min maryland is goin to start their game against duke..fuckin pussies...anyway thgis should be game of century- riots will ensue no matter the outcome-even though i already know who will win...-anyway i couldnt get a ticket cause it twas madness - and i dont have 50 bones to dish out for 1 to a scalper...so i hafta relax in my room drink some beer an watch this game wit a few key people...

dont be that guy

Sun, 10 Feb 2002 22:45:14 GMT

so i duno wha to say - this weekend was really good actually...

thurs - i had classes early fri mornin - so i did nuthin except go on a beer run for some other people - fun for me! -

fri night was nice - there was gonna be this nice open house party - with all the brothers from this frat who im thinkin bout joinin - and lots o hos - so then some kid went into a coma and died early fri morn - so the brothers had to change the party - to a pledge party - guys only - so that kinda sucked - but when we got there we got drunk and then girls showed up - including suzanna who is my dream girl....
i played lots of beer pong and it was nice - it ended up gettin late an i looked around an everyone we showed up with was gone - cept for ian - i later found out "the bike" threw up all over - including on my roomates tom an mike - haha - so they all left - me an ian got a ride back from gregg my trusty RA - coolest RA in world - anyway i got back and passed out on jamies floor

sat night - oh good god sat night - we went to another rush event for this frat - so they got kegs and 2 strippers were comin at 9 - so damn - they put on a nice show - included fruit - body shots - whipped cream - upside down naked women - and some toys - a good show in all - anyway so after the show - we got another keg and started to play beer pong - me and ian ran the table - everyone was gettin mad cause they couldnt beat us - anyway - me an ian left sometime and ended up walkin to this chicks dorm - we walked there then directly back to where we were - then directly back to her dorm - and ended up havin to walk back to our dorm - good god im still tired - anyway we ended up back at dorm at 5 or soemthin - and then i passed out in jamies room again - at 8 am my sleep was disturbed the frat bros were bangin on the door - an ran in - they had a shot of jagermiester in their hand - and gave it to me - so i took it of course - then they gave me a bid to join the frat ....hrmso now i hafta decide if i wanna be that guy...the frat guy....hrm...

anyway today i lounged aroun an played video games hells ya

i got no class...or at least i dont go to them

Tue, 05 Feb 2002 23:24:26 GMT

so im well into college classes...or at least a week , that seems like 3 months....so i have only been to my math lecture 1 time the 1st day of class, but i aced the quiz in discussion...wierd? i gotta start goin cause its startin to get hard...i've slept through my 3:30 class plenty of times...um i now always go to my 8am class at 9:30 which is the greatest idea since peanut butter and whale fat...now im only screwed on test days...good right?

today i went to all my classes though - damn im smooth - this weekend was mad "tight" -maryland slang i use - kick me in throat for sayin that please - i got drunk on friday and sat -

fri night we were supposed to go to some bar - then some frat - then jus somewhere to drink - i got fed up an me paul an jeff went on a run and i got madddd alcohol - which lightened up the night after i came back - well it took a while cause i was pissed at some people - i dont remember why - must have been important - whatever so i started owning the pong table sooner or later - my partner - ian - was good last semester i taught him well but he was throwin like a blind kid with terrets - so i had to hit every cup - i hit somethin like 11 outta the first 13 cups - soon i got rid of him as a partner - he now hates me and we are no longer friends- i ended up sleepin in a quintuplets bed...wierd? well the one female quintuplet - dont worry i used protect...err didnt hook up with her...

so saturday came along - and my roomate made jello shots and got mad beer - he got ripped off by some 21 year old - half the alcohol i got the night before for around same price...anyway - so he asked me for some money for it...so i left - me paul tim nuke, and barry - headed over to this kid we know whose always hea - he lives off campus somewhere - he had a keg tap hooked into his fridge - sickest thing ive ever seen - i cant wait til i have my own big fridge wit a beer tap - anyway me and barry called the pong table "next game" ya know - so these 2 gigantic football players - one was the 4th string quarterback - so after we wised off to them -and they threatened our lives we called game next again...so the football players won - midst win they threatened tims life - he made fun of them for losin orange bowl an they got real pissed it was hilarious...so anyway me an barry get on the table - an big football players talk a lot of shit - so me an barry whoooped their ass - so then the keg ws kicked - an everyone left but paul knew another was comin so we all stayed until then - we then ran the table for a long...long...long... time me an barry have major ownage- then we got down to some game with these 2 kids who reached over half the table to throw - so we went to double OT wit these dumb fucks - they talked a lot of trash but me an barry whooped em good at teh end - so overall my 2nd semester beer pong record is like 10-1 dman i am good

anyway now time to go back right? well someone had let our designated driver to get drunk - he wasnt a great driver to begin wit....so tim ended up drivin his car - but i found some sober girls to take me an barry back - we were followin other car - so when we got to dorm we turned around to get food - so all our friends thought we got raped by these 2 chicks?...anyway we got some mickey Ds...which ruled except for the FUCKIN MUSTARD in my hamburger...what fuckin kinda state does that????

anyway we returned and the dorm was rockin - but me an barry ditched those chicks - and went to bed - it was funny how the next day nobody knew how those girls got in - and were tellin me stories how they "found" these girls - and i was liek "yea i know dick i brought them hea..."
anyway so the week will prob be all borin an whatnot - but i think i might wanna get drunk tonight - i only got 1 9am class tom - so anyway peace journal

comment after readin u fukers

9th times a charm

Thu, 31 Jan 2002 08:28:53 GMT

good god that was ridiculous...me and my boy ian decided to play 1 last game of nhl 2002 before we went to sleep....that was about 2 hrs ago an we jus finished...
we went to 9 overtimes...before i finally won...of course i won i rule all...
sad my life is the most excitin part of the night is my 9 overtime game yet....this is unprecedented...this has to be some sort of record good god....

anyway funny story i had one class today...adn a slept through it...

i got an 8am class tomorrow...but i think ima go at 9:30 bc same teacher gives same lecture then - im cheatin the system - im badass

so sleep time

its 3:08 do u know where your children are

Wed, 30 Jan 2002 08:19:30 GMT

so its 3 o clock and i have a 9 am class tomorrow mornin - only thing makin me not cry right now is the great feelin the all day nap is goin to be after my class...

anyway so tonight i jus wondered around mostly - me and ian played some ping pong - then watched see spot run wit some females...not bad but not excitin - except when i took ian in 3 straight games of ping pong - i seriously believe that is my only talent in this world...do i have a future?

so my roomate was snorin for the past 2 hrs but finally stopped , my other one disappeared like 5 hrs ago an i have no complaints...wierd? he jus walked in - he went to american university to visit people wit mike from across the hall- dont ask me why

well i have nuthin valuable to say - except mike my one roomie jus poured water on thomas A tahan my other roomies arm - an ran out an he woke up it was very amusing... so goodnight

school daze...

Tue, 29 Jan 2002 14:40:05 GMT

so classes officially started today...and by classes i mean 50 min of math....my mondays an wed schedule rules - now tuesday an thurs blow goats...and friday is in the middle....

my math professor is this british dude...hes got a stupid accent but seems chill...hopefully it'll be an easy class considerin its 5 fuxin days a week...

so the dining hall food is now kickin me in the stomach...ive had one meal since ive been back good lord this food is horrid

all i do is play video games -my roomie thomas A tahan got an x-box to be cool - it sucks balls compared to my gamecube but halo is one bad mofo of a game - my cube is the shiznit and is sittin on top of the 3 times the size inferior system with stupid x's all over it...

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all before that line was wrote yesterday night why? dont ask me

anyway so now its tuesday mornin...i just got back from my 8am class which blows goats...literally...so i fell asleep without updatin this shiznit...tuesdays suck balls...

so i still got 3 classes to go - which blows donkey ass...whos idea was it to have classes at college?? dumb bastards

why havnt i went back to sleep yet?

my business statistics professor is obviously on some sort of drug - he was runnin around the lecture hall skippin and makin bad jokes all at 8 am...sorta like my english teacher last semester who was a stoner...just a lot more energetic so he's probably on speed...yep definately on speed

make it stop

Back to school

Sun, 27 Jan 2002 20:15:45 GMT

so i moved back into elkton 5 jus now...things are a lil different few new people...mostly same ol faces though which is cool-- my roomate got xbox an i got gamecube so i prob will play video games for 478 hours straight...

im dead tired i got 2 hrs of sleep last night - but then i slept the whole ride hea

so my vacation is officially over...overall it was a good one - we didnt party every night - but that made the party nights better...im gonna miss my boys...but we all at school havin good times so its not bad - ah not much to say - last night i chilled wit the last few souls left - didnt get to see a few people - but they were busy....

well im out for now - expect updates wit raging parties and fly bitches...or ones of me jus talkin about beer pong....

BAAAAAAAAAA

Fri, 25 Jan 2002 10:20:04 GMT

well tonight was nice as hell...ill elaborate tomorrow - involved a bar - beers and shots - then a blunt - yowza - reasons and answers comin tom - be on the edge of your seat for the sequel....

HOOTERS and HOOTERS

Thu, 24 Jan 2002 09:18:34 GMT

well tonight was fun...we actually got one of our plans accomplished...thats a first by goin to hooters...what a classy restaurant...they treat you so well...you feel almost excited to be there...um i mean....it has good food

so after we almost died 7,427 times in corys car we picked up bialick an headed over to my house so i could get my car....we being cory linz marisa an me...

so i get my car so we can play "the car game"...if you arnt fortunate enough to know what that is,....sucks to be you...after a long extensive game which lindsay bialick and i won we decided to jus chill at marisa's an watch some tv...
so i found my way home real early tonight...prob like 1:30 - not bad considering we went out at 8...which we usually never leave til 11:30...so all in all a fun night right?
but wait theres more...im all alone in my room - only one online - only one awake in oceanside - what time is it?....no not masturbation which is what your thinkin of (would have been a better idea then what i ended up doin)
i watched a movie - texas rangers - so u say whats that? its this cheesy western movie which stars every teeny boppin celebrity u could ever think of - even ones you cant think of...all in all it was a good movie even though it was only 80 minutes long...james van der beek plays one viscious cowboy...actually hes the pussy cowboy like you would have assumed but ends up being pimp in the end - kinda like the early dawson days when he was bonin joey - damn she was hot...usher raymond yes the music guy plays one bad ass cowboy though - he had the whole - im the only black guy in this movie so i gotta be bad ass - theme goin an damn he played it well...other teeny boppers rachel leigh cook - jon abrahams(scary movie) - and even the gigalo from deace bigalow...ah nuthin like seeing the gigalo getting hung -but then to top it all off ashton kutcher was in it - considerin he was in the best movie of all time -dude wheres my car- this wasnt his best movie but he did kick some major ass and got the hot bitch at the end- so movie was decent and im still awake - not sleepy - so what shall i do?? update my journal was the only thing that came to my mind - besides eatin leftover chinese food which is always on my mind -
so the shrimp lo mein was awesome - my days in oside are once again comin to an end - sure ill be back i live here an all - but college calls once again - the whole partyin everynight and easy bitches is soundin good - but the work and 8 am classes make me fear goin back...ah what the hell u maryland is the place to be
so now im sittin hea ponderin and thinking...?....i dont even know - a lil lucky boys quote that goes well right now
"its 4 am and the house is cold...im feelin old...lookin back at how times rolled"